The Introspective Geek

Who likes titties?  I do, I do!
Who likes pussy?  I do, I do!

This picture made my day.





Also... I'm bringing my cat to the vet this afternoon.  Heh.

I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and realized that my eyebrows are thick enough to get bed-head.

I personally think that's kinda awesome.  I love my fuzzy eyebrows.  I have traumatic memories of the J.V. girls' basketball team deciding I needed a makeover, and attacking my eyebrows with tweezers.  HORRORS.  And fucking painful.  So I decided to embrace my epically hirsute supra-orbital arches.  So yeah, my eyebrows had bed-head.

I told my wife, and she sporfled, and insisted that I post it on my LJ.  So there you go.  

So, I needed some new clothes, and bought a few new t-shirts and Henleys.  You know - just comfortable casual stuff that I can wear without having to think.  I tried on the large and XL Henleys, and the XL was a bit too baggy, so I bought three larges.  Wore one last night, and it fit perfectly - that nice balance between fitted and loose.

Then I ran them all through the laundry.

Now, they're snug.  Quite... fitted.  And I was all o.O

So I walked into the sewing room  with my incredibly form-fitted Henley and asked my wife how bad it looked.  And she said, "Well, now it looks like you're channeling Zach Quinto, rather than Chris Pine."   And I'm even more o.O

The intent is not to look like a specific person, but I *am* preferring to go for the Straight Male look.  Mostly because that's what I kinda like.

And that's when she said, "It's not like either look is bad.  It's just that Zach is all, 'I'm obviously gay but we just don't discuss it publicly,' and Chris is, 'But of course I'm straight... *wrist-flip*... DUH!'"

At that point, I lost it, and said, "I need to put that on LJ."

So... there are your Sunday LOLz.  And now, I'm off to the store to get a size larger.  :p

To celebrate the traditional way... TREKMAS LOLZ!



( More Trekmas LOLz beneath the cut! )

And now, because it's also Catmas, here are some classic LOLcats.  These are the ones I made last year, one of which ended up on the front page of icanhazcheezburger as the Christmas morning LOL:



( More Catmas LOLz beneath the cut! )

MERRY CATMAS, and a HAPPY TREK YEAR!

Last night, I was hanging out with affectingly  and jelliclekat , and we were sitting around the dinner table eating, and talking about phasers and other silliness and I said, "Don't phase me, bro!"  Which led to much giggle, and OMG THAT SHOULD BE A LOL.  I said, "I can do zat!" scrambled out of my seat, ran to the den, grabbed my laptop, pulled up roflrazzi.com, and made this:



If you like it, go vote for it here:
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5006139

I think this one has a chance at the front page.  :D

There are times when Failblog provides the ultimate geeky form of entertainment.  I think I've just witnessed the ultimate win:




Pay particular attention to the "Memo" line. 

Now, this stems back to this conversation, captured here:



FTW.

Last night, I'm in the kitchen, and all of a sudden, I hear this strange clatter on the wooden floor of the living room.

Wondering what the hell the pets were doing this time, I walk around to the living room to see the cat's food dish, empty, sitting upright on the floor.  Now, bear in mind that the cat's dish is kept in the basement with his litter box, the water, and the dog's food.  That means that the cat had decided that he'd waited long enough, and had carried the damn bowl upstairs himself out of spite and to make the blatant demand.  The cat was sitting a few feet away, staring at me. 

The message was loud and clear:  "FEED ME, FUCKERS!"

I hadn't laughed that hard in ages.  It got even better when Fi supplied the commentary on behalf of the cat.

My life is a LOL.