mijan: (Kirk: Gotta be fucking kidding me)
Title: "And Other Duties As Assigned"
Rating: PG
Characters: Kirk, McCoy, OC
Words: 340
Summary: Kirk is on his way back from a solo mission via shuttlecraft to retrieve an Ambassador, and discovers the meaning of the "... and other duties as assigned" clause in his contract.
Notes: I'm not actually responsible for this. I wrote it on a dare. A very evil dare. But it might make you giggle, so I'm posting it.

“Dammit, Bones, I'm a Captain, not a doctor!”

The chuckle on the other end of the subspace channel was telling. And infuriating. “Well, Captain, today you can be both.

“This shouldn't be happening! But we think the gravity fluctuations we hit might have triggered it.” Jim shook his head to himself. Three hours out from rendezvous with the Enterprise. Transporting the Caitian Ambassador. Who was now in labor.

“I can't do this! If she was human, I might have a clue, but this is... I don't even...”

Oh, it's pretty simple, Jim. You let her hold your hand -

“She's got claws, Bones!”

- through the contractions, catch the kittens, and clean them up.

“How am I supposed to – wait, did you say kittens? As in... more than one?”

The Caitian Ambassador glared up at him. “I am carrying four kits, Kirk, which is normal for my race. And without my mate here, I shall need you to act in his place.”

Jim felt his eyes widen. “I... what do I need to do?”

“The kits must be cleansed the proper way to ensure health and vitality. The mate must assist.” She looked at him skeptically. “I do not think your species' tongue is properly developed for the task, but I have been told that humans are versatile.”

It took every scrap of Starfleet's considerable diplomatic training for Jim to keep his expression calm. “Just one second,” he said to the Ambassador before turning and hissing in an undertone into the comm panel. “I'm supposed to lick the kits clean?”

Come on now, you've never had a problem lick -

“And that will be quite enough, Doctor McCoy.”

You wouldn't have respected me if I hadn't said it.

That was true. But still. “You've got to help me with this, Bones.” It was a pitiful whine.

You're on yer own, Jim. Spock's got us at maximum warp, but unless something goes wrong, you'll be fine. Comm if there's a problem.

“Yeah. Kirk out,” Jim said, slapping the comm panel. “Dammit, Bones.”
mijan: (Kirk had a blast)
Title: "Like a Bad Habit"
Rating: PG
Characters: Kirk & McCoy
Canon:  AOS
Word Count: 1,264
Summary:  Spring semester, first year at the Academy.  Finals are over, and Jim finds himself feeling restless.  It's Saturday morning, and Leonard finds himself woken up with a call from the infirmary. 

Notes: This was comment-fic inspired by these pictures of Chris Pine and Karl Urban on the [livejournal.com profile] jim_and_bones  community.  This is Star Trek fic, not RPF.



Like a Bad Habit... )
mijan: (A Ship and a Star to steer her by)
Title: "Blast from the Past"
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Canon:  AOS and TOS
Word Count: 658
Summary:  There are some days when Jim can't be alone, and some people he'll never forget.

Notes: This was comment-fic inspired by these pictures of Chris Pine and Karl Urban on the [livejournal.com profile] jim_and_bones  community.  This is Star Trek fic, not RPF.



Blast from the Past... )
mijan: (Explicit Content)
Title: "Other Side of the Coin"
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,150
Notes: Comment fic inspired by these pics on the "Daily Captain and Daily Doctor" over on the [livejournal.com profile] jim_and_bones community. This is NOT slash, but you could read it that way, if you really wanted to.
Disclaimer:  I have NO delusions that this actually happened, and if Chris Pine or Karl Urban were to ever stumble across my humble corner of the internet and see this travesty, I hope they could forgive this as the silly daydream of a fan with too much free time at work.

Summary: Chris takes an impromptu vacation to New Zealand, and decides to swing by a Tolkien convention to surprise Karl with a box of American cookies that the man seemed to be addicted to while they were filming Star Trek. Unfortunately, in a Tolkien convention, not many people know who Chris Pine is, including the security guard.

Other Side of the Coin )


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