ART! Happy Belated Birthday, Harry Potter! (From Snape)

[mijan]

Yes, Harry's birthday has come and gone. And granted, this year, it would have been his 27th, not his 18th, but hey, why not? Actually, seeing as he was 17 in the book that just came out, we can pretend he's turning 18 all over again! Brilliant, yes?

And while we're at it, let's enjoy a bit of AU, and bring Snape back to celebrate. I figure, in my perfect canon, Severus would have had some phoenix tears handy, and healed himself after Harry had left. Then, he and Harry would have a lot of catching up to do over the summer.

Besides... I figure, if I'm going to leave LJ at all, I'm going to do it Fred-and-George style. Here's my Instant Swamp.

Title: Don't Drop the Cake
Rating: Hard-R (Not Worksafe)
Age of youngest character in picture: 18
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Medium: Mechanical Pencil

Comments

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yummy. :-D

And seriously, if a nice view of Harry's ass is enough to get one deleted, we're all DOOMED!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

I only JUST realized what your icon says. *sporfles* NIIIIICE.

[mosaic.livejournal.com]

You make me happy.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

I like making people happy. I'll have to make more happy! Mmm... I need an art-bunny.

[tsuj.livejournal.com]

GBH *sigh*
(great big honkin') :)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hopefully that's a happy honkin' sigh. *meeble?*

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

You crack me up. You Gryffindors can't do anything half-way.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... would you love me any other way? :D

[padys.livejournal.com]

Hee. I think I love you.

[curia-regis.livejournal.com]

Lovely! XD

I love the cupcake.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... cupcake. *grins* I mean, this drawing isn't ban-worthy anyway. The "18" was mostly to be an in-your-face to LJ. I'm doing to draw more. Naughtier. Poor Harry... the boy won't know what's hit him when I'm done. *grins more*

[lielabell.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*giggle-snerk*

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha, I love it. ::snicker:: And if 6A doesn't like it, I will argue with them about the obvious artistic merit of the piece (in the form of satire and irony)! ;)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehe... definitely satire and irony, but I don't think the people of 6A are capable of understanding humour on such a complex level. For them, we'd have to reduce it to the slapstic level of the Three Stooges.

Really, 6A doesn't like anything. Except Pepsi. They love Pepsi. Diet Pepsi - for the anorexics. *headdesk*

[hymenchan.livejournal.com]

*hands you a very big cookie*

I APPLAUD YOU HEARTILY! :D

[mijan.livejournal.com]

WHEEEEE!!! COOKIE! *loves cookies* Chocolate chip? *whipmer*

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

You are awesome! *g*

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*grins* I must increase the awesomeness. More pr0n. :D

[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

OMG... fabulous. I am drawn especially to Harry's calves and knee pits. And his fantastic arse. And his arches.

&hearts&hearts&hearts

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... you said "knee pits". *grins* It wasn't quite good enough though. Must draw more porn, yes? Need practice!

[lilithilien.livejournal.com]

Oh, Mijan, I love it! I wonder who the people in the portrait are -- they seem to be watching with such interest.

Happy (belated) birthday, Harry! Looks like it was worth waiting for!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*meeble-wibble-squee!* Glad you like! And the portrait... I had a few possibilities in mind when I drew it. I decided that they're Snape's ancestors on his mother's side. See, in my mind, if Snape had survived, he'd be hailed as a hero, given a lovely house, and he'd finally be able to collect the artefacts of his family's history together, including this portrait. And like himself, his ancestors are a kinky bunch, too. So, when he invites Harry over to his house on the evening of the 30th of July, Harry has no idea what he's getting into.

[angulique.livejournal.com]

SWEET CUPCAKEY SWEETS! So, uh, is Snape going to paddle him harder and harder until it generates enough air to blow the candles out? ^_^

[mijan.livejournal.com]

No... just 18 spankings, plus one to grow on. But... if Harry drops the cake... oooh...

[lurkitty.livejournal.com]

Nice bum!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... it's a butt. *pinches butt* :D

[daddybear716.livejournal.com]

heh heh.... you are such a dirty birdie...LOL
Love it!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Oooh, VERY naughty! :D

[stitchesandlace.livejournal.com]

fabulous. you reall need to send that directly to whoever is behind all this stupidity. except it might not bode well!

PS, you haven't friended me yet :(

[mijan.livejournal.com]

I would, honestly. They don't scare me. What's the worst they can do? Take my LJ? As if that would be the end of the world. LJ has angered enough of us. At this point, a couple of journal deletions would probably be enough to motivate the entire important population of the fandom (ie. the slashers) to move as a group to IJ or something. Right now, I'm TRYING to walk the line between what violates LJ's ToU and what's technically allowed. I want to piss them off. :D

[xnymphadorax.livejournal.com]

Oooo, it's gorgeous! The attention to detail is fantastic, I mean everything from the hardwood floor to Severus's nose has such depth. I especially love Harry's calves. Yum!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... the hardwood floor was an afterthought to fill empty space. Very easy to draw. Pencil swirlies!

And Snape's nose has depth? *blinks* Well, it's definitely large. I guess it must be deep. *giggles*

[loudmeggaphone.livejournal.com]

*drool* incredibly hot, but uh, why are Snape's pants still on?

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Because they're coming off in the next frame. You don't think I'm done drawing smut to piss of LJ, do you? :D

[annulvapore.livejournal.com]

MICHELLE.

I expect better from you. =(

Just an ass? Come oooooon. We need more hardcore stuff if you're going to make an instant swamp. =P

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, do you think that's my last art in this series? This is only the beginning! :D

[scarlet-malfoy.livejournal.com]

I spy with my little eye Harry's balls! *has fond memories of Voldemort's balls from Prophecy*

Absolutely GORGEOUS and INSPIRING :D:D The details are amazing!!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... I was warned that the view of balls might kill someone. I'm hoping to piss off LJ. Man-bits = excellent.

And thankee! I've actually done some edits since, trying to improve proportions and stuff. And I'll be drawing more smut soon! :D

[tildathebuilder.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Nice bun(s)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*giggle* They're about to get nicely toasted. :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Not only do I adore this, but we need to adapt the phrase "Instant Swamp" to mean "any work for which we recognize we might get lj-banned." ^_^

[mijan.livejournal.com]

I LOVE your icon! *flails*

Yay! I'm glad you like it! And... I think I'd enjoy that as a widespread use of the phrase "Instant Swamp". Like underground code-speak for fandomers! :D

[firebird157.livejournal.com]

Somehow I severely doubt that will get you banned. Nice ass though...

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehe... but I've only just BEGUN to draw! :D

[sulky-rhino.livejournal.com]

Ooh! :o That's excellent! :D A waste of cake if it falls off though. It better not!! :D

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Well, that's the point, isn't it? 18 spankings, plus one to grow on, and if Harry lets the cake fall during his birthday spankings... *wink*

[xingou.livejournal.com]

::grins madly::

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*giggles*