BOSTON! Hellooooo Boston...

I'm coming to Boston!  Ah, my city.  How I miss it.  Alas, I'll need a place to stay while I am there.  Can you help me? 

Here are the details:

When: August 9th to August 14th, minus one or two overnights mid-week.
What I need:  A couch, an air mattress, a piece of floor, some blankets and a pillow... whatever you're willing to lend where I might fall asleep.  Plus daily access to a shower.
What I'll be doing:  Running around the city with lizardspots , and taking an overnight in NH to visit my mom and see the mountains.  I'll leave in the morning and come back at night, and will be absolutely considerate of your sleep and work schedule.  If you want, maybe you can join us for some fun around the city, too!
I don't: Smoke, shed, or leave the toilet seat up. 
I won't: Eat your food, drink your beer, or ask to watch your TV... unless you decide to offer... which is always lovely.  :)
What you'll get out of this: My eternal gratitude, the pleasure of my company, and whatever else we might negotiate.

So... can you help me?  Boston peeps... are you there?