Humor me - it's a meme, and I'm bored.

[mijan]

I'm at work, I'm doing fucking INVENTORIES, and I really, really, really, REALLY just want to play with fanfic discussion.  And then, I saw this meme on affectingly 's LJ.  PLAY WITH ME!  Do the meme!  DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!

The DVD Commentary Meme:
Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

List of my fanfics can be found here:
Star Trek
Harry Potter

Soooo... anyone?  *pokes flist*

Comments

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Nah, I like being employed. Which means after lunch... back to the inventories. *headdesk*

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

Well, you don't have to arrange for it in such a way that you'll get caught. >.>

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Aaah, a very good point.

However, part of my job is being the person who fixes problems and whatnot, and I actually take a lot of pride in it. Causing a chemical spill puts people at risk, and while YES, I do actually enjoy the excitement of responding to an emergency, I can't in good conscience CAUSE one.

Hmmm... I need more coffee.

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

What if it was a harmless chemical! One that's gooey and annoying to get out of your hair but doesn't actually hurt people. >.>

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... gooey chemicals...

Sadly, we've got nothing.

Got any good fics I should read? I have fifteen minutes left to kill for my lunch.

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

No, but http://notalwaysright.com/ is AWESOME.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Oooh, having worked retail (and other customer-service related jobs), I'm already addicted to this site. I don't know whether to thank you or not, but thank you! :D

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Okay, and we have a chemical spill! Unknown chemical on the floor... and I didn't cause it. Here's my excitement! :p

[furiosity.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD DON'T LET IT IN YOUR HAIR

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Already clean. Acid and silver chloride, plus a few other lovely things. Old-fashioned film developer system was leaking, and a bunch of facilities guys went to move it without notifying our department. The part that actually pisses me off is that they were going to just put it in the regular trash that goes to the landfill. That shit's toxic! We have systems for handling those chemicals, and these idiots were just gonna trash it.

Don't worry, I didn't get any in my hair. :p

Although I must admit, I DO always get a bit of a thrill rushing through campus with my emergency response kit, looking all important and save-the-day-ish. :D