Thoughts for the day...
Jan. 23rd, 2007 01:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mijanSo, work is COMPLETELY insane today. My brain has turned to oatmeal. Tonight, I'm going to a bardic circle and having fun with that, but in the meantime, I have to survive 100 scientists making insanity out of "spring cleaning" in the labs. Help!
However, I received an e-mail that helped me put things in perspective again. It was a forward of sorts, but I like it. I share these ponderific thoughts with you:
10. Life is sexually transmitted.
9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6. Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
1. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
AAAAAAAH... I feel better now. (I'll attempt to voice-post later. *grins*)
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Date: 2007-01-23 06:14 pm (UTC)I like this logic.
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Date: 2007-01-23 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-01-23 06:41 pm (UTC)*does the midget victory arm thing* \o/
And I put up my pics from the weekend HERE, for when you need a break from the hell that is lab clean up.
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Date: 2007-01-23 06:55 pm (UTC)Good luck with the spring cleaning experiment... ^_^
Also, have fun tonight.
*pootles off to find some Torchwood slashfic*
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Date: 2007-01-23 07:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 07:49 pm (UTC)hehe voice-post. I want to do one just to hear what i sound like XD. My friend used to call me mickey cos i apparently sounded like that damned mouse.
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Date: 2007-01-23 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 09:26 pm (UTC)*has spread the joy in your name*
*grins*
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Date: 2007-01-23 10:19 pm (UTC)Hope you made it through the day without going completely insane.
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Date: 2007-01-24 02:09 am (UTC)Yes and even 3 billion calls from multiple people don't manage to locate them very quickly either!
:D
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:22 am (UTC)You wanna know how to nail him? Say that you know where an illegal alien is being housed, and he's threatened acts of terrorism. Seriously. At least they'd come for him.
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:19 am (UTC)So much love for #7, #6, and #1! :) As for #7, though? Fuck that. If he's hungry, he can damned well make me a sandwich, as long as he's making his own. >.>
:D
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:28 am (UTC)*huggles*
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:30 am (UTC)Lol. :)
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Date: 2007-01-24 03:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-25 05:41 am (UTC)I like yours, too! :P
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Date: 2007-01-24 12:01 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-01-24 12:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 01:01 pm (UTC)A lot of people seemed amused by #8. Might be because it's largely true. *grins*
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Date: 2007-02-03 06:04 am (UTC)no subject
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