Q&A MEME!

[mijan]

Gacked from gmonkey42 , with the questions she asked me.

Q&A MEME
- Leave a comment saying "Beam me up Scotty!"
- I'll respond by asking you five questions to satisfy my curiosity that are hypothetical and probably related to Star Trek.
- Update your journal with the answers to your questions.
- Include this explanation and offer to ask other people questions.

1. You work for Spock in the Science department and he's handing out assignments for today. Would you rather go on the away mission to collect samples or work in the lab analyzing samples?
Away mission!  Adventure, excitement, strange and exotic primordial goo!  And the occasional deadly native multicellular sentient beings.

2. Which would you prefer: Spock's job or Kirk's job?
Kirk's.  Come on... have you met me?

3. Which WTF-tastic episode would you rather live in: the one with the space hippies or the one with creepy kids (you can interpret that as And the Children Shall Lead or Miri, it's up to you)
Space hippies.  I don't like kids anyway, and creepy kids are even worse.

4. I decree that question 4 has to be "Who would you rather": Lursa & B'Etor or the Romulan Commander from The Enterprise Incident?
The Romulan Commander.  The Duras sisters, although Klingon, have no honor.

5. Who would you rather COSPLAY as: the salt monster from The Man Trap (its true form) or whatever the hell Neelix is?
Neelix is a Talaxian, and seeing as they're a short, jolly species, I'll go with that.  Kinda like a Hobbit with spots.  :D


Aaaaand... I'll give questions to the first... five people who reply.  :D

Comments

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

I'm game.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Okay, here goes...

1. If you had to have financial dealings with Ferengi, would you rather be Romulans, Cardassians, Klingons, or humans? Why?

2. Would a tribble like you?

3. You got turned into a kid along with Picard and company in the TNG episode "Rascals." Would you find it easy to pretend to be a kid, or would you hate being "short and awkward," as Ensign Ro put it?

4. If you could be stationed in any department or part of the Enterprise, and have any job other than part of the bridge crew (to include CMO and Chief of Engineering), what job would you want?

5. Today is a good day to:
A. Die.
B. LIVE!
C. boldly go where no one has gone before.
D. profit handsomely.
E. sleep with some Orion women.

[gasphemer.livejournal.com]

beam me up, Scotty!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

1. Are you Vulcan or Romulan? Why?

2. You have a pet:
A. Tribble
B. Targ
C. Sehlat
D. Cat

3. Which branch of Starfleet? Command, security, science, medical, engineering, communications, or...?

4. You're weeks away from the nearest Vulcan outpost or settlement, and your Vulcan first officer is going into Pon Farr. What do you suggest or propose as a solution?

5. Today is a good day to:
A. Die.
B. LIVE!
C. boldly go where no one has gone before.
D. profit handsomely.
E. sleep with some Orion women.

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

Beam me up, Scotty!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

1. Your idea of a party:
A. Vulcan banquet
B. Klingon victory feast
C. Betazoid wedding
D. Orion stripper girls putting on a show in Ten-Forward

2. Would you rather be the Captain, or the First Officer?

3. Q gives you the chance to gain the powers of the Q. The only condition is that you join the continuum. Do you take the offer?

4. Which Starfleet officer (from any era) would you like to drag to the holodeck, strip naked, and demonstrate the REAL purpose of a holodeck?

5. Today is a good day to:
A. Die.
B. LIVE!
C. boldly go where no one has gone before.
D. profit handsomely.
E. sleep with some Orion women.

[hitlikehammers.livejournal.com]

Beam this baby up right now, Scotty!

(Don't begrudge me my enthusiasm; work never got more engaging after I last lamented its dullness.)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

1. You have to arbitrate a cultural exchange and treaty between two very different species. Pick one, and then explain why:
A. Betazoids and Klingons
2. Cardassians and Bajorans
3. Romulans and Andorians
4. Klingons and Vulcans

2. If you could be stationed in any department or part of the Enterprise, and have any job other than part of the bridge crew (to include CMO and Chief of Engineering), what job would you want?

3. You have a chance to eliminate the threat of the Borg in one of two ways. You could completely annihilate them, and that has a 100% chance of working, or you could take a risk that would break the collective and teach them that assimilating other cultures is undesirable, but that only has a 75% chance of working. Do you destroy the entire Borg race and ensure the safety of all other races, or do you take a chance to let the Borg regain their "humanity"?

4. Your pet is a:
A. tribble
B. sehlat
C. Tarcassian razor beast
D. cat named Spot

5. Today is a good day to:
A. Die.
B. LIVE!
C. boldly go where no one has gone before.
D. profit handsomely.
E. sleep with some Orion women.

[gmonkey42.livejournal.com]

:D

2. Which would you prefer: Spock's job or Kirk's job?
Kirk's. Come on... have you met me?

Yeah but SCIENCE! Haha. I'd rather have Spock's job.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Yes, science... but I like being a leader. It's my nature. And Kirk was an explorer, too, and curious about the science side of things. But adventure... it calls to me.

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

Plus, the Romulan Commander lived. Big plus!

Oh, why not? I just finished my last school assignment FOREVER (unless I go back for yet another degree). Beam me up?

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Yay for finishing school! CONGRATS!!!

Questions for ya...

1. Pick two "bad guys" from any Trek series (any quadrant, any era), pit them against each other, and tell me who would win. And "bad guys" can include everything from the truly evil to the merely annoying.

2. You got in trouble at Starfleet Academy for minor misbehavior. What did you do? Would Kirk be impressed? Or was he in on the stunt?

3. Ethics question! You have a chance to eliminate the threat of the Borg in one of two ways. You could completely annihilate them, and that has a 100% chance of working, or you could take a risk that would break the collective and teach them that assimilating other cultures is undesirable, but that only has a 75% chance of working. Do you destroy the entire Borg race and ensure the safety of all other races, or do you take a chance to let the Borg regain their "humanity"?

4. If you could be stationed in any department or part of the Enterprise, and have any job other than part of the bridge crew (to include CMO and Chief of Engineering), what job would you want?

5. Today is a good day to:
A. Die.
B. LIVE!
C. boldly go where no one has gone before.
D. profit handsomely.
E. sleep with some Orion women.

Beam me Up Scottie

[nightshadow-t2.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun!

[vixys.livejournal.com]

Dude. Spread the Neelix love. :D *fond memories*

(I would say "OH OH PICK ME PICK ME", but I expect your quota of question-receivers has already been filled. :D) ♥♥♥

[amadrabbit.livejournal.com]

Beam Me Up, Scotty! :D

[amadrabbit.livejournal.com]

Aw, damn. Too late. Oh well. xD

[tgrcats-tail.livejournal.com]

my thoughts exactly... poooo

[midnight-birth.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I have a few of these still sitting waiting for me to fill up. :P Besides, your quota is full and I haven't seen Star Trek. *dances*

[sphynxle.livejournal.com]

Beam me up, Scotty!

EDIT: Also known as: I fail at reading X-x XD Nevermind!!

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

"Beam me up Scotty!"

[liamgolucky.livejournal.com]

Kinda like a Hobbit with spots. :D

oh. my. god.
I will never unsee that.
Frodo...walking around...with...oh my god.
*headdesk*

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Hehe. :D

[alpha-helixx.livejournal.com]

In response to 4, I totally agree. The Ronmulan commander was totally hot.