mijan | So wrong... so SO wrong...

You'd have to know my sister. Amateur comedian, very politically incorrect, but not in a mean way at all. She's not a prejudiced person at all - it's just that if something is funny, she's likely to say it. She'll make jokes about anything, including herself, but she'll never say something that could be seen as rude in front of strangers who don't know what she's like.

So, my mother just told me something that happened, and I almost choked laughing. A couple of months ago, she and my mother were at a baseball game. The Red Sox had lost, and they were in the line for the ladies room before they left the park. Now, my sister doesn't curb her language when she's irritated, and seeing as the Sox had lost, she was irritated, and she was cussing. What follows is the conversation:

Sibling: *swears*
Mom: Yvette! There are little people around here! (She meant children.)
Mom: *looks behind her, and notices that one of the "short people" is not a child, but an actual midget*
Sibling: *has not seen the midget*
Sibling: Oh, you mean like midgets?
Mom: *bugs out* SHHHH!!! *gestures with her elbow*
Sibling: Oh shit.
Midget: *hadn't heard the exchange*

I wish I'd bee there.