Ferret Legging: "Is that a Ferret in your Pants?"

[mijan]

Oh yes, that's a ferret in the pants, laddie.  You see, I thought Katie was joking when she told me about "Ferret Legging" tonight on our way to the pool hall.  She was just making a silly Draco Malfoy reference, re: Goblet of Fire.  But no.  There is an actual "sport" called "Ferret Legging".  And it really IS what it sounds like.  The contestant cinches up the ankles of his trousers, and drops a pair of ferrets down his pants.  He then cinches his belt tight, and... sees how long he can ride it out before the pain of two angry carnivores overrides his manly determination to win.  Like bull riding, only with even less common sense.  Oh, and did I mention - no jock staps, cups, protectors, or even UNDERWEAR is allowed.  Yes, the contestants go commando.

Don't believe me?  See for yourself!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging ; (It's in Wikipedia - it must exist.)
http://www.wesjones.com/ferret.htm
There's even a reference on this page:
http://www.weaselwords.com/page/ferret_art028.php

My computer is loading slowly, and it's late, but you get the idea.  If someone finds photos of this highly entertaining "sport", please send them to me! 

Comments

[pixisity.livejournal.com]

Wow, just when I thought the stupidity of man just couldn't get any worse (if you read Fandom Wank, you'll know what I mean...*coughs*)....

*laughs* That's amusing tho...just think of all those men with ferrets down their pants. Deliberately. Mwahahahahaahhhhaahahahahahaha

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

Hello you!! *poke* Would you like me to send along those millions of pics?

[xingou.livejournal.com]

I want pics!!!

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

Oh.... there's some nice ones in the bunch. There's SO many of them though so I'm going to zip up the file and send it along. *hugs*

[xingou.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thankies!!!

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

gmail seems to hate when I try to send .zip files so I'm uploading to sendspace... you should get an e-mail in a bit. There's tons of random pics in there too. Should have sent you the edited version of the folder but I wasn't thinking... sorry. *hugs* Hopefully we can chat tonight.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

LOL... my other e-mail addy is jedi_mijan@yahoo.com. ;) Just FYI.

*huggles* We'll chat soon. And you still have my phone number right?

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

Actually is was my gmail account. And er... actually I think it's because I expect it to load faster. *shifty eyes* Anyways.. hee. Hope you got the file.

*snuggles* And yes I have your number. I'm going to add you to my y!m even though I'm hardly ever on it. Maybe now I will be. :D And yes we'll chat soon. This is going to be one long week... I'm already being dragged around on last minute wedding errands. Anyways.. *hugs* Ttys!

[xingou.livejournal.com]

You never came on. :(

::is patient::

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I had someone come over who wanted to take me out for dinner. Which was nice, but I'd wanted to stay home. Still, I'd promised him we'd get together sometime. I just never have a lot of free time it seems. And I need more sleep. *sigh* I'll try to be on tonight. Forgive me? *wibble*

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

Now I'm not sure whether you were talking to me or Michelle.. lol. But I'll be on tonight for sure. Yesterday was a long day and tomorrow will be too but tonight I'm all yours if you want. :D Miss you!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

WHEEE! Pics!!! *bounces* Yes, please! *bounces more* Do you have them hosted online somewhere? Sending them as a zip might be good too. SQUEE!

*hugs you*
*bounces more*

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

I'm sending it thru sendspace... haven't had time to upload to photobucket yet. *hugs back* *snuggles*

Ferret Stomping Day...

[awaywithpixie.livejournal.com]

And people wonder why it is illegal to import and have ferrets as pets in this state...

I don't wonder. (Ferrets, like squirrels are not native animals, and are illegal here, although you can import and breed them south of the border...)

[nmalfoy.livejournal.com]

Well, that's one way to avoid the cost of a vasectomy...

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Vasectomy... hehe... If a guy is dumb enough to put a pair of ferrets down his trousers, he's dumb enough that we'd want him removed from the evolutionary tree. Think Darwin Awards. *giggle-snort* HEEEEE!
(And... I adore your avatar.)

[xingou.livejournal.com]

Um. Omg.






That's just not right.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Nope, not right at all. Which is why it's just so damn funny.

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of:
LAST WILL AND TEMPERAMENT

performed by the Frantics


LAWYER: As executor of Mr. Muldoon's estate, I have been empowered to read
Mr. Muldoon's Last Will and Testament.

HEDGE: Well, get on with it! The bars open soon.

JENNY: Oh, poor Arthur! Waah!

HANK: There, there Jenny!

RALSTON: How predictably boring.

MRS. MULROY: I never worked for a kinder man.

LAWYER: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

RALSTON: I knew it.

HEDGE: Hah, hah, hah, hah.

LAWYER: I, Arthur Durham Muldoon, being of sound mind and body --

HEDGE: That's a laugh! Hah, hah, hah, hah...

LAWYER: -- do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows: To my
overly emotional sister Jenny --

JENNY: Waahh!

HANK: Jenny, darling, he's talking about us.

LAWYER: -- who grubbed with her husband Hank, grubbed for everything they
could get from me and then shed crocodile tears when I needed sympathy; to
Jenny I leave... a boot to the head.

HEDGE: Hah, hah, hah, hah!

JENNY: A what ? (THUMP!) Ow!

HANK: Jenny, are you okay?

LAWYER: And another boot to her wimpy husband Hank.

HANK: (THUMP!) Ow!

LAWYER: Ah, but still, you are my sister. You have both admired my Rolls
Royce, and since I no longer need it --

JENNY: Oh, dear Arthur, he's too kind!

LAWYER: -- I bequeath... another boot to the head.

JENNY: What? (THUMP!) Ow!

HEDGE: Hah, hah, hah, hah!

LAWYER: And another one for the wimp.

HANK: (THUMP!) Ow!

LAWYER: Next, to my alcoholic brother --

HEDGE: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head.

LAWYER: -- to dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunken life --

HEDGE: I'm covering up my head!

LAWYER: -- I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey.

HEDGE: Really?

LAWYER: And a boot to the head.

HEDGE: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: And another for Jenny and the wimp.

JENNY: (THUMP!) Uh!

HANK: (THUMP!) Ow!

LAWYER: Next, to my know-it-all nephew, Ralston --

RALSTON: This is so predictable.

LAWYER: I leave a boot to the head.

RALSTON: (THUMP!) Uh! I knew it.

LAWYER: And one for Jenny and the wimp.

JENNY: (THUMP!) Ow!

HANK: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: This takes care of family obligations. And now, to Mrs. Mulroy --

MRS. MULROY: Oh, ah, I don't want nuthin'.

LAWYER: -- who took care of me faithfully these many many years, who cared,
made me laugh, brought me tea --

MRS. MULROY: Oh, I didn't mind.

LAWYER: To Mrs. Mulroy, I bequeath... a boot to the head.

MRS. MULROY: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: And one for Jenny and the wimp.

JENNY: (THUMP!) Ah!

HANK: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: And so, to my cat Mittens, I leave my entire, vast... boot to the
head.

MITTENS: (THUMP!) Mroooow!

LAWYER: And finally, to my lawyer, who has helped me on this will, I leave
not a boot to the head, but a rabid Tasmanian Devil TO BE PLACED IN HIS
TROUSERS??? (growling...) Uhh! Huh! Huh! Huh! (panicking...) And, and, and
I leave my entire estate of ten million dollars to the people of Calgary so
they can afford to move somewhere decent.


*courtesy of a Dr. Demento fan*

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*giggle-snerk* Nice! Where's this come from, again?

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

I had thought it was a Monty Python sketch, because a lot of my brothers' cassettes were either Monty Python or Dr. Demento shows taped from the radio.
I heard this on Dr. Demento, way back in the 80's, and loved the rabid Tasmanian Devil down the lawyer's pants bit.

If I come across any more of our old stuff, I'll post them.
*remembers the days of listening to "Fish Heads" and Weird Al and "Star Trekkin'"*

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

http://www.drdemento.com/

If you've heard songs like "The Masochism Tango" and "The Scotsman", you probably heard them on Dr. Demento. I grew up wanting to be a DJ so that I could put whatever songs I wanted to on the radio. It's funny that years later I actually did attend broadcasting school...

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Crabbe: "Oi, Goyle! That a ferret in yer pants, or are ya just happy to see me?"
Goyle: *whispers* Kill me now.
Draco: *is surprisingly content with his current confines*

[slave4severus.livejournal.com]

They go commando?? Arey they nuts??...or nutless? LOL Oh man...thanks for the laugh this morning Michelle!

By the way I posted a link of my singing a few days ago. Go check it out. LOL I asked you know who to as well, he said he would, but hasn't responded yet....hmmmmm I wonder what that could mean.

By the way, why havn't you added me to your mutual friends list??? I know you got a gazillion friends, but hey!

Have a good day!

Vanessa

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Oops! Honestly, I so seldom have time to skim my friends list that I didn't even notice. I usually just go poking around directly to the LJ's that I want to see, and don't even bother with the Friends page. But... consider yourself added!

*huggles*

[melandry.livejournal.com]

A recent chapter of a Frodo/Sam fic I follow featured ferret-legging (not by our heroes, thankfully!) and yeah, I was pretty stunned.

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

Wow, and just when you think men can't get an more stupid, you get proven wrong.

Also, that is so damn funny. Although I really don't want to know how long they manage to go before admitting that two ferrets fighting in close quarters to their dicks is just more than they can bear.

Mad. Insane. Another reason to laugh at men.