The Dildo Song

[mijan]

No, the subject line isn't actually a joke.  Someone sent me a link to the "Dildo Song".  You MUST listen.  Set loosely to the tune of the "Log" song from Ren and Stimpy (if you remember that show). , or more originally, the "Slinky" commercial jingle from the days of old.  It's hilarious.  Just don't watch it with parents or small children around.  Hysterical stuff.  Please click.  Very giggle-worthy.  :D

CLICK ME! ------>  THE DILDO SONG!

Comments

[x-shabutie-x.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!!! OMFG that is SO funny! The only bit that made me go eww was the 'my first' part at the end (a bit sick and unnecessary :/ ) I love the log song too! I

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

That...they...

The lengths that some people will go to in order to avoid studying for their chemistry test. I have to go turn on the radio and get that song out of my head, or it'll haunt me in my sleep. Very funny, though.

*uses dildo icon to commemorate the occassion*

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

I just watched that and cracked up. Thank you!

[sgt-majorette.livejournal.com]

Well, that's how old I am. I didn't know about the "Ren and Stimpy" thing, but I screamed when I recognized the "Slinky" commercial jingle!

"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
And makes a jingly sound..."

It was basic a spring, for you young people, which would fall down a flight of stairs if you tipped it over in just the right way, and was used in high school physics to demonstrate wave motion.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

I played with slinkies all the time when I was a kid. They had both metal and plastic ones, and I can remember long hours desperately trying to untangle a slinky after my little sister got a hold of it.

The Nickelodeon cartoon "Ren and Stimpy" did a spoof of the Slinky jingle, using "Log", which is exactly what it sounds like. A log. "What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, runs over your neighbour's dog. What's great for a snack, and fits on your back, it's Log Log Log! It's Log! Log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log! Log! It's better than bad, it's good!" Silly stuff, but it stuck in my head more than the original slinky jingle.

[vampireanneke.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of a quote. "People are like slinkys. They will give you a few moments of enjoyment when you push them down a flight of stairs".

[karaz.livejournal.com]

Haha. That's too funny. The out-takes at the end are awesome. I love it when she can't get the suction cup to stick to her head.

[apythia.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that! I laughed so hard. And I need it. What better video to watch on the day of my wedding anniversary while I am in the middle of a divorce.

[ice-is-blue.livejournal.com]

*second half of day was crap*

Thank you -so- much for that laugh. :D

*spreads the link around*

[yarnguy716.livejournal.com]

BWAAH HAAA HHA HAH HA HA HAH HA.....
ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Loved it! It was so wrong, in all the right ways.

I had slinky toys when I was a kid. I think the first was the slinky dog, then later the regular metal slinky. Also remember having to try and untangle them.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Yes, very wrong, but very funny. I'm spreading the love here. I'm determined to get that song stuck in everyone's heads. *evil grin*

BTW, I'll be wearing the scarf you knitted today! I'm going to a snake show with a bunch of HP fans, and they're going to be wearing costumes. :)

(By the way, that other post was me, too, but I was on someone else's computer and forgot to log her out first.)

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

I just got my electricity back on last night, and this is the first time I've been online... And the first thing I see? A dildo.

I love you Michelle. Merry Mabon, if you celebrate. If not, happy first days of fall.

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

This is so wrong, but...
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7168/2256/1600/model-sean.2.jpg

A few months ago, a friend of mine who likes to give gag gifts showed me the website: www.dildoll.com (which unfortunately is no longer up and running)They came in many... *giggles* There are many different styles of Dildolls available, if you go to Amsterdam, I guess... The one pictured above is named "Sean" and everytime I think of it, I can't help but think "Biggerstaff". (Best. damn. surname. ever.)
This is one of the few pictures of the item that I found online.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

Oh my god, I can't believe I missed equinox. (I seldom use the Old names for the quarters, but yes, I celebrate Mabon.) You don't understand - I NEVER miss equinox. With everything happening... Okay, I FELT the vibes were wierd over the last few days, but it didn't even register. And I missed all my favourite rituals.

I feel like such an idiot. *cries*

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Managed to miss the last few holidays... Suddenly it occurred to me that yes, it was the equinox, and it was very much a wake-up call that I have been miserable because my metaphysics are out of whack. I had done a reading for you, and that had been the first one I'd done in months.

Hugs

[mijan.livejournal.com]

You did a reading for me? *blinks* What sort? *curious/confused*

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

for your birthday... about moving.
*sigh* I'm so glad things are working out for you now.

Innuendo Rainbow

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzxdulMGN4

Re: Innuendo Rainbow

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking head. That's... quite something. Is that an ACTUAL edition of a REAL children's show? Or a mock-up of it?
*is still flabbergasted*

Re: Innuendo Rainbow

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

First time I saw it, I thought the censors had to have caught that. It was an unaired episode of Rainbow, a popular children's show in the UK.

What you just saw was a piss-take, a blooper reel that they made up for an office Xmas party. It was never intended for public viewing, just meant for shits and giggles... but someone posted it onto the Internet and the rest is history...

Re: Innuendo Rainbow

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Wowzers. That's one hell of a cat to let out of the bag.