Prophecy Roundtable - Help me pick a title!

I'm going to be running a roundtable discussion at Prophecy.  I'd like to have some feedback on the title.  First, the topic is the characterization of canon males in slash fanfiction.  Here's the original abstract I submitted:

( Full Abstract under the cut )

So, here are the possible titles:

1. "Canon Boys; Writer's Toys - The Characterization of Males in Slash Fanfictiction"
2. "Canon Boys; Fanon Toys..."
3. "Canon Boys; Slasher's Toys..."

Other suggestions are highly welcome, but I need to come up with something ASAP.  So, of these three, which do you like?  And do you have any better ideas?  Anyone?
*offers chocolate as a reward*