Impromptu Crack-fic from the NYC slasher meetup

I couldn't help myself.  We were sitting there at dinner, and someone said something about Draco forcing Harry to get his eyebrows waxed.  And the automatic response was, "Oooh!  Must write that!"  So, I bummed some notebook paper from someone, and a pencil from someone else, and scribbled down a baby crack-fic.  

On demand, I've typed it up, done some minor edits to smooth the writing, and... here it is!

( CRACK FIC! Impromptu CRACK FIC! )