Alice in Wonderland... the Musical Porno

[mijan]

coldfireserge pwns the internet.

We were talking about Alice in Wonderland (no, I haven't seen the new movie yet), and my wife said, "I wonder if there's Alice in Wonderland porn?"

And coldfireserge promptly walks to his computer and pulls up (saved directly on his hard drive) an Alice in Wonderland PORNO from 1976.  And it's a MUSICAL.  I kid you not.  He's got this shit saved on his computer.  I sporfled.  I sporfled SO HARD.  The number of weird and twisted kinks, the inappropriate musical numbers...

We need to watch this at another party because everyone needs to see this with a large group and large quantities of alcohol.  Seriously, this is some fucked up shit.  And VERY 70s.  VERY 1970s.

Oh dear.

So wrong.  SO WRONG.

Comments

[kyliemou.livejournal.com]

OMG WTF. XD I just googled it and found some clips. WHAT THE HELL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, why does your friend have a copy of this in the first place? XD

[roma-fics.livejournal.com]

Holy shit!!! When I was 16 a group of friends and I snuck into a xxx drive-in movie. And the dear ol' Alice movie was the first one. Oh my I think this might explain why I'm not a big porn watching fan. Wow now that was a flashback. Hope you all had fun. :)

[mintcloud.livejournal.com]

YOU. Move somewhere that isn't TOO FUCKING FAR AWAY so I can join the epic!

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

There are several of them, I think. The Cinderella one from 1977 (yes, also a musical) is hilarious! The Prince is running around singing about how he needs to find the Princess who will "make his kingdom come." *snooorrrt* I hear there's a good Snow White one in which she complains about "a bunch of itty-bitties who only come up to her titties."

[destinyfroste.livejournal.com]

There is also a Cinderella.

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[dazi-li.livejournal.com]

I am so very depressed that I've missed this. :(

[lizardspots.livejournal.com]

LOL, I have that 70s musical porno on my hard drive! Isn't it the most ridiculous thing in the world. xD!!!

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

I must see this.

[aidenfire]

My college does this thing called the Spring Porn where the cinema group that shows movies on campus, instead of showing an actual movie in the theater, shows a porno on April Fool's Day...and last year it showed this one! Hahaha. I didn't manage to make it but I'm going to see Debbie Does Dallas this year!

[liamgolucky.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL.

You just discovered this!?
Oh honey, theres porno for everything? Personally Snow Whites is the funniest, but Cinderella's has better music. I'm pretty sure at some point I saw the Beauty and the Beast one too, which was...odd to say the least.
They're all done by the some company and its totally hysterical.

[multiclassgeek.livejournal.com]

Rule 34 strikes again...

Though the most recent major example of Alice pr0n would probably be Alan Moore's controversial "Lost Girls"

[tafl-hols.livejournal.com]

I believe I have an old copy of Cinderella on VHS sitting on my shelf.

I've seen it

[insight-camper.livejournal.com]

I saw this a couple years ago at Contraception (a relax-a-con here in KC) as part of our Bad Porno Theater. It is pretty funny. It is billed as the first porn musical.

The funny thing is I just bought this on DVD. I was at the store looking for a copy of the This Ain't Star Trek, then looked at the classics section and found the Alice in Wonderland title. So if we want to see this, we can see it in better quality than an Internet downloaded copy.

P.S. I'm not a big porn fan. Most of the porn I see is at Contra although I do own a couple titles. Some of those were bought for Bad Porno Theater at Contra.

[mizzkyttie.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of "Somewhere Under the Rainbow", a Hungarian porno that my friends and I would MST3K-ify when we got bored, some years ago. It had a little bit of everything: Musical numbers, a plot that referenced a bunch of fairy tales, and little people, one of whom was a fellow who couldn't possible be more than two-foot-five. Definitely worth watching with friends, popcorn, and fizzy adult beverages for the numerous lulz to be had.

[devilishdestiny.livejournal.com]

okay, someone needs to upload this somewhere were his friends may download and partake of the LOLs. *cough*

[devilishdestiny.livejournal.com]

OH! this also reminds me of a porno in the 70s called Sinderella!