My affair with Jim...

[mijan]

So... I think my wife has started to catch on. 

It started out innocently enough.  After dinner, I'd get dressed up (dressed down?) and tell my wife I was going out.  Wouldn't be long.  Just going to see Jim.  It's become a regular thing.  Kinda seriously, actually.  Found myself  coming home later and later.

I went to see Jim the other day, and he wasn't available at the usual time.  The holidays tend to mess with Jim's schedule.  I left really disappointed, and distinctly unsatisfied.

Of course, I usually come back sweaty after seeing Jim.  Hair is usually a mess.  Sometimes I'm sore.  Oh, the days I came back sore were SOOOO good.  Hell, sometimes, there would be bruises.  I swear, it was my decision, not Jim's.  Jim is always ready for whatever I want to do.   Talk about stamina.  Oh yeah baby.

I think my wife has noticed that I don't tend to have much energy after going to see Jim.  I suppose I get carried away sometimes.  I can't help it though - Jim just gets me all hot and bothered, and then leaves me feeling totally drained but oh-so-good.  Harder... faster... longer.   You should SEE some of the toys and equipment Jim has.  Goddammit.

But I think what finally did it was me leaving my wedding ring behind.  Oops.  I swear, I just didn't want to damage it or lose it.  Still... I forgot to put it back on.  This is horrible.

Oh gym Jim, I wish I knew how to quit you.

No I don't.

Comments

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

You are a horrible person and getting no work done at work today. And I'm wearing your wedding band. :)

[cedarrapidsgirl.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. I need to have an affair with Jim gym. LOL!

[lizardspots.livejournal.com]

I wish the Jims around where I live were so.... stimulating.

[rubytuesday5681]

you're crazy!! ;) but I love you!! but apparently not as much as Jim!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm crazy! Crazy is good!

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

This almost makes me want to go work out.

Almost. ;-)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's not that bad. :D

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

I too need a love affair with Jim.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Many of us do.

[xenelle.livejournal.com]

Can add my need to have an affair with Jim

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

I try to form relationships with Jim, but I'm far too fickle. Maybe someday. I have been known to go a round or two with Poole...always leaves me wet and breathless.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

OMG your icon. Can't stop staring...

LOL

[loobeeinthesky.livejournal.com]

Jim and I have had a divorce since I pulled my back from being not very bendy with him *snorts*

[syredronning.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I know how you feel, I've got a Jim too!

[froggie.livejournal.com]

I love Jim! Always leaves me sore, breathless, and wanting more. Sometimes my boy and I go to see Jim together. >:)

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha!

[abigail89.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, god. I love all you crazy, clever LJ people.

[gasphemer.livejournal.com]

Oh, hahaha.

[annulvapore.livejournal.com]

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw

[annulvapore.livejournal.com]

Also, when I saw this I was sure you were talking about Star Trek...

[gmonkey42.livejournal.com]

Arnold: "[lifting weights] is as satisfying to me as coming is"

AAAAUGH! Where is the brain bleach?

[nikki4noo.livejournal.com]

oh that bad Mr Nasium! HE should know better than to tempt you away from your wife with shiny toys, mirrors, music and the smell of sweaty bodies.

I had to do a straight walk away from my Mr Nastics a few years ago. 8 to be exact. But he was completely running my life and taking over all my weekends. He still seems to have his claws into the rest of my family though. At least I had the stronger will power *sigh*

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Awww, yes, Mr. Nastics and Mr. Nasium are cousins, both with similar reputations. ;)

How're you, m'dear? :D

Also... I LOVE your icon. Can I steal it?

[nikki4noo.livejournal.com]

They are two very bad cousins! But oh how we love them.

I've been good, just have to put the finishing polish on my fic for posting tomorrow, been gallivanting around my state showing some friends around, squeeing that someone turned Bad Intents into a podfic and I just finished listening to it and it is perfect, oh and christmas shopping. So basically just a quiet little relaxing holiday I have been having. ;)

Steal away - it was made by xtitania

NOw to finish getting ready and braving hte final days of sales to get Riley the rest of his christmas present and a lovely bag from India for my cousin. Then I can relax with some wrapping paper and a dog that will persist in attempting to sit on every present as it gets wrapped. One of these days I will wrap him...

[gmonkey42.livejournal.com]

I thought you were talking about Jim Kirk but it was a different joke. That was actually more funny :D

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was a sideways joke about Jim Kirk, meant to make you think I was talking about something along those lines, but to make you wonder until you got to the very end. See, when I go to the gym each evening, fiona_fawkes tells me to "go see Jim," and we've turned it into a running joke. "Jim misses you" and "I understand that you need to see Jim tonight, but come home, yeah?" So she dared me to make this post this morning, after I realized I'd taken off my wedding ring when I went to the gym last night and forgot to put it back on. I did that because I was going to weight-lift, and weight-lifting really scratches the hell out of my ring. So... yeah. Running joke. :D

Tonight, "Jim" had me on my back, sweating and grunting. I was doing bench press. :D

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

Haha... I thought you were talking serious! Crazy!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Heee... no, I'd never cheat on my wife. It's actually a running joke between us. When I go to the gym at night, she tells me to "go see Jim" and stuff. It's just silly. :)

[mizuno-caitlin.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* Got it first line. >_> Because I have the same one track mind some days? Just called my gym to see when they close tomorrow.

(Me and gym Jim have an on and off again thing that's more like a romcom.)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

See, you are brilliant and perceptive and great minds must indeed think alike.

I might not get to see Jim tomorrow. Yes, early hours. It'll be a long, lonely holiday without Jim. :D

[mizuno-caitlin.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Damnit, now I'm motivated! I'm going to wake up early to see Jim!

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Jim will be happy to see you! And Jim will love watching you move and shake and sweat and... *wink*

Say hi to Jim for me! :D

[julialovesrain.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

:)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

*wink*