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mijan ([personal profile] mijan) wrote2009-11-18 02:50 pm
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THE SHAT... is in town.

Okay, so I just got an inside scoop that William Shatner is currently in town, in Kansas City. I know where he's going to be... and it's less than 5 miles from my house. If you were me... would you go? It's a public event, and yes, it would be something I'd have an interest in doing on my own. But this event is NOT Star Trek related. Not at all. He's not in a "public appearance" of any sort.

I don't want to be weird, but... but... SHIT, it's the SHAT.

Dude... I wonder... I wonder...

[identity profile] dazi-li.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
STALKING PARTY. Simple as that. STALKING PARTY.

[identity profile] mijan.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like a horrible, evil, dirty person right now.

And am considering bringing one of his Star Trek novels in case I can get him to sign it.

BAD MIJAN. BAD BAD MIJAN.

[identity profile] dazi-li.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, don't feel bad, how often is an actual for realsies GQMF in the same area code as us? How can you expect to not have a fangasm?

[identity profile] mijan.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But... what should I do? I don't want to harass him, or lead a gaggle of fangirls who will harass him. I don't want to disrupt him in his private time. And I don't want to be one of *those* fans. Because normally, I'm not. But... THE SHAT.

Fuck.

[identity profile] dazi-li.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm willing to sign a contract promising I'll behave myself. *Chekov eyes*

[identity profile] mijan.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Chekov eyes, eh?

Good lord.

[identity profile] dazi-li.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Chekov eyes. Resistance is futile; prepare to be cuted into submission.

[identity profile] mijan.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*facepalm*

You guys at the meetup are gonna hassle me until I tell you where he is, and lead you there, won't you?

[identity profile] dazi-li.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably.