I know it was not your intention (cause I know you and you're really nice!)

Understood.
And you needn't censure yourself on my account.

Here's some more irony:

It's been a dream of mine to be "mildly chubby."
If only I had known that attaining it was as easy as relocating to Kansas...
*considers trading in rowing machine for plane tix*
*tee hee*